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November 2000  |  Singapore's Most Unbelievable News Source

 

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Nobody enjoy working, if peoples enjoy their work, they do not need to be paid. Are you paid for doing your hobby?

 

 

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First Internet Home Unveiled

BISHAN, SINGAPORE -- Information & Communication Development Authority (ICDA) with its other partners, unveiled the creation of the first Internet Home to the public. This idea of an Internet home was put forth in June, and has been the driving force of ICDA existence since then. This show-house in Bishan is the first truly Internet Home, all furnishings are in HTML format and are placed on the World-Wide-Web. The home owner would have to be converted to a digital signal each time he or she wants to go home. A special modem is created by ICDA to convert a human being into digital signal, and vice versa. The home owner is also required to sign up with an Internet Service Providers in order to have access to this home. Although this new Internet Home concept is very exciting, problems such as intruders, hackers, privacy and viruses are not addressed. "These are valid concerns, but most Singaporeans are used to such problems already. And we think that the most pressing concerns among the Singaporean are the, price of the home, whether is it a free-holding asset and whether is it a value enhancing asset." claimed the ICDA spoke-person.

 

Ministry Announces New "A" Level Syllabuses

KAY SIANG ROAD, SINGAPORE -- The Ministry  has announced last night that a new curriculum for "A" Level starting next year. This new syllabus will focus on the critical thinking skills of the student. It will train students on how to make calculated guesses for multiple choice questions, how to write 100 words per minute for essay-type questions, and how to use colorful ink in their writing to disguise their inability to answer the question correctly. A poll by CNC indicates that 80% of the various pre-university and junior college principals welcomed the change. "This is progress! Finally, we are grooming talents for our next generation of leaders!", cheered one principal. However, some of the principals who did not favored the change suggested to replace the "A" and "O" Levels with the "Air" and "All" Levels, which are developed recently by some students who had score straight As for their "A" Level. 


Couples Urged To Take Up Certified Pre-Marriage Courses

FORT CANNING HILL, SINGAPORE -- Four out of five couples planning to get married do not take up the Community Development Ministry's offer of pre-marriage courses, says the Ministry's spoke-person. In order to increase the attendance rate, the ministry has decided to certify these courses. The level of certification is equivalent to the GCE "A" Level certification. In addition, couples who do well for the courses are eligible for President Scholarship at a prestige foreign university. Gifted couples will also be given the opportunity to produce gifted children in a gifted environment. The ministry also believes that with such certification, most newly wedded couples will be able to get better paid job as well as the attention from the HDB officials while applying for their HDB flat.  

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Comfortable Taxi To Offer First Class Services

 

 

From next month onward, the public will be able to choose between First Class or Economy Class taxi services. Comfortable Taxi Limited has announced that it has completed retrofitting all its 10,000 taxis to provide this improved services.

 

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Poly Grads To Get State-Of-The-Art Clubhouse

 

Johor-Singapore Second Link Bridge Run

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