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Be a Bangladesh worker in Singapore now, you stand a better chance at winning the Toto than any Singapore loser!

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Arsenal Football Club Should Be Renamed Arsenaux Club Du Football: Said Singapore Viewers

Arsenal Football Club should be renamed Arsenaux Club Du Football. And it should deregister itself from the English Premier League and participate in the Ligue De la France..

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Singaporean Crime Rate Down

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To Win The Toto You Need To Be A Non-Singaporean

SELEGIE ROAD, SINGAPORE -- From the latest statistical figures released by the Singapore Pooh, it is found that non-Singaporeans stand a higher chance of winning the top prizes on betting. Six foreign workers have won the grand Toto prize since the new millennium, with one bagging a whopping S$3.3 million on a 50 cents bet. 40% of the bets won at SCORE! were by non-Singaporean and only 30% of the 4-D first prize were won by Singaporean. What is more amazing is that no Singaporean has won the Big Sweep since 30 February 1997! "It must have been a curse!", lamented Mr. Teo Mah Pieow, a 40 years-old betting veteran who have never failed to place a bet since 1972. "It is definitely the curse of the Suzhou Industrial Park! I am considering giving up my Singapore citizenship before the next Toto Grand Jackpot.".

Siglap CC Sets Up School For Performing Farts

SIGLAP ROAD, SINGAPORE -- Siglap Community Centre has been earmarked by the government to be the first community center to host a performing farts school to develop local talent. This is part of the farts developing effort from the "Fart is an Art" Center. The authority said the school would fill an existing gap in farts training as it will cater for those interested in pursuing farts only on a part-time basis. Upgraded at a cost of $4 million, the Siglap CC aims to become the alternative farts training center in Singapore.

Less Stressful Living And A More Open Society Are On Youths' Wish List, But Watch Out!

TAMPINES, SINGAPORE -- A less stressful place to live in, a more open society and better economic growth: these were on a wish list of some 140 youths who took part in a workshop organized by the authority. It was aimed at identifying slackers among the youth. And the findings will be used to develop programs based on Darwinian Theory to weed out the potential laggards in the next 10 years. "There will be no loser in our society!" said the workshop chairman at the opening speech.

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Men use sexual prowess to gauge aging: survey

KENT RIDGE CRESENT, SINGAPORE -- As many as a third of aging men judge the level of growing old by their sexual prowess. This was the finding of a joint survey by the Health Ministry, NUS, Hospitals and the Club for the Aging Male. On average, males between 45 to 60 years old feel that they are "old" if their erection cannot last more than 2 minutes, whereas those between 61 to 85 years old feel that they are old only if they cannot have an erection at all. In addition, the "feel" of the erection also plays a part in the aging process. The preliminary findings, the first in the world on aging Asian men, will help healthcare providers, such as manufacturers of Viagra and "Tunka Ali", cope with the fast-aging population of Singapore.