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   June 2000  |  Singapore's Most Unbelievable News Source

 

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Singapore's Everest, South Pole Hero To Attempt 7 Summits

ANG MO KIO, SINGAPORE -- After conquering Mount Everest and the South Pole, mountaineer and adventurer Khoo SC is planning to add another feather to his cap. He is attempting to become the first Southeast Asian to conquer the renowned 7 summits, a feat accomplished by only 70 persons in the world. The 7 summits refer to the Korean Summit, ASEAN-EU Summit, Singapore-Malaysia Summit, US-Russia Summit, China-Taiwan Summit, G7 Summit and Israel-Palestine Summit. "I have tried to conquer the Singapore-Malaysia Summit 3 years ago by gate-crashing the venue, but was stopped by the police and was detained for 48 hours. Now I will try again, and I will ensure that it will be a great success." said the determined Mr. Khoo.

 

CEO Prices For Private Business Company Have Come Down For July

UPPER CROSS STREET, SINGAPORE -- Falling a hefty $5,800, the CEO price for the larger and luxury company with 500 and above employees is now $35,880, while the CEO for private company with less than 500 employees drops $849 to $38,499.The other three categories registered increases. The largest rise is seen in the category for Dot Com company, which went up $2,780 to $19,832.The CEO for Public Service category also saw an increase of $418 to $35,008, while the price for the Arm-Chair CEO category edges up $102 to $990.

 

Manchester United Keens On Tanjong Pagar United's Winger

QUEENSTOWN, SINGAPORE -- After signing Fabien Barthez, the Mirror newspaper said a reliable source indicated that the Red Devil is interested to secure the service of Stevie Tan. "Who wouldn't dream of playing for Manchester United, even if eight other top European clubs are currently interested in me?", said the 29 years old winger, "For now I'm a Jaguar player and I intend to respect that. To say Manchester United is a priority for me would be a bit hasty because it's only an offer, exciting though it is, among many other that have come my way." However, Tanjong Pagar United coach, T Pahari, is less than impressed. "The only chance that Ferguson has of getting his man is if we get Beckham, Giggs and lot of cash.", he said.

 

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Recycling condom now a viable and profitable business

 


Recycling condom is now a viable and profitable business, thanks to the increasing price of rubber worldwide.
The prices of all types of rubber have gone up by about 20 percent since last year.
Condom suppliers confirmed that prices of extra sensitive, extra protection and other condoms have increased, but the average consumer has not felt it yet as suppliers have absorbed the price increases.

 

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