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October 2000  |  Singapore's Most Unbelievable News Source

 

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"The most beautiful and simple form of the unbounded and still enclosed plane is the surface of a sphere" - MC Escher

 

 

 

Apology Notice:

The editors at CNC would like to apologize to our readers for the late publication of this month articles. This delay is due to the financial problems our company is facing as a result of the pull out by our investors. However, we are committed to serve our faithful readers despite the fact that we have not been paid for more than 3 months and the imminent of a retrenchment.

 

News In Brief

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Cash Not The Only Consideration: Baby Bonus Feedback

ORCHARD ROAD, SINGAPORE -- Cash is good but it is not the only factor Singaporeans think about when they decide whether or not to have more children, public feedback on the Baby Bonus scheme showed. While most supported the scheme, the rest felt the cash amounts were not enough even for diapers, and other issues like the lack of childcare arrangements, lack of COE, and lack of opportunities to groom the baby as the next Beckham or Prime Minister were not addressed. The CNC poll attracted over 1,000 responses; 67% said they liked the scheme and 11% said they did not. In addition, 80% of respondents indicate more concrete measures such as free concert tickets for the baby siblings to China Doll Concert, a 1% cut to the parent on the NKF donation received during the fund raising show, and even a free 1% stake for the grandparent in Temasek Holding will help.


Sure Slim Slimming Center To Recall 500 Slimed Patron

NORTH BRIDGE ROAD, SINGAPORE -- Sure Slim Slimming Center  will be recalling some 500 customers of its slimming program conducted in 1995, after they were found with faulty fats. An official said a media statement will be issued on Wednesday explaining the extent of the recall. Sure Slim is said to be conducting a joint inspection with CASE. The inspection will be done on some 6,000 and 8,000 fat molecules to check for possible defective fats in these slimming patrons who indicated an exceptional perfect figures suitable for modeling even at the age of 65 after the slimming job. The official also said that such perfect result is not possible with any slimming program, hence they are not taking any risk but to recall the patrons to ensure the safety of its customers.

 

IOC: Many Viewers May Be Using Olympics-Enhancing Drugs

KALLANG, SINGAPORE -- The International Olympic Committee representative in Singapore announced last week that it will launch a full-scale investigation in the wake of allegations of Olympics-enhancing drug use by viewers. "We have reason to suspect that as many as 1 million Singapore viewers are artificially increasing their ability to sit through the Sydney Games with illegal substances, particularly chewing gums," IOC president J.A. Samaranch said over a telephone interview. "These drugs enable viewers to watch TV Olympic coverage beyond the limits of normal human endurance." Interest-boosting doping, Samaranch said, is particularly rampant among viewers of table-tennis, swimming, beach-volleyball and women's sailing.

 

 

Top Story

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National Pimples Center To Stage The Largest Charity Show In Singapore Next Year

 

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The National Pimples Center, NPC, is planning to stage the largest charity show sometime next year to raise funds for the treatment of severe acnes.

 

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